If you are any fan of Bette Davis, you know one of her most memorable lines in moviedom is from Beyond the Forest, "What a dump!"
Crystal being the actress that she is (debatable, but follow me here) would know that classic line and probably use it at any opportunity.
HOWEVER... given the setting, it is the WORST possible thing for her to say. I caught it during my last checkover and scrambled to find a substitute. I would NEVER EVER have lived this down, and rightfully so.
Y'all juuuust missed a golden opportunity to righteously snark the living hell out of me. ;)